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Zebra, spots, scales are extremely fashionable. Couple them with nice neon or pastels and you got yourself a chic cutesy swimsuit!
BRONZE
“Nude” colors have been a big wave for a while. Think about it as a holographic bronze pair well with the skin.
RINGS
Give it a twist with some rings, for a more delicate look. A pretty new trend that I totally dig.
Belted
It gives a nice emphasis to your waist and there’s definitely a lot of styles to choose from! Swimsuits give it an elegant look while bikinis have a more youthful look.
striped
It is more of a solid pick that can’t go wrong, especially rainbow stripes for a very cutesy style.
I hope you enjoyed all of these recommendations for the season.
Which style is your favorite? share your thoughts down below!
Much love and stay hydrated,
SHERRY
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